For our Semi-Annual DaY-O-fUn, Evelyn planned everything and convinced me that this was going to be the BEST DAY-O-FUN YET.
9:30 AM
We went to Bakery Nouveau and got the crown jewel of pastries, the twice-baked almond croissant. We went home and nom nom’d. DAY O FUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!
If you live in Seattle, this is a must-do.
12:05 PM
After that, we found a local nail salon and got pedicures. DAY O FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Albeit girly, this is the ultimate in luxury. I recommend it for any occasion: bachelor parties, funeral receptions, you name it. You must go into this knowing that the Vietnamese/Korean women administering the pedicure are talking about you, and are likely grossed out by you. Embrace this, it’s all part of the experience.
1:17 PM
Evelyn has now done everything she wanted to do, thereby marking the conclusion of the DaY-O-fUn. I spent the afternoon watching Bravo with her and delivering foot massages. Awesome…
…DAY O FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!1!1!!
Lesson of the Day: Enjoy these days together! A day of Bravo is still a day of fun with my wife. I’m gonna miss lazy days like this.
Also: Is it hard for anyone else to know whether or not Ryan is sincere with his proposal on Million Dollar Listing? He’s just so disingenuous…

